| good bumper sticker quotes |
[Jun. 21st, 2007|10:48 pm] |
It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.
No Violence Know peace
War isn't working
If the people lead, eventually the leaders will follow |
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| Liquid ruins |
[Sep. 10th, 2006|11:32 am] |
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Last night I dreamt that I was walking home in an unknown neighborhood with two people and it was hard for me to see. I looked for the reason because only the lightest sprinkles were raining but it was so gray and smeared. The droplets were very light and oily. Oily Oil. I was in a state of shear devistation, panicking and balling. The people I was with were so blind and it didn't phase them, they didn't know how to calm me. It was as if they were use to this, their way of relieving me was telling me not to worry because we had captured most of the oil and that the rain was the remains. I was so scared, through my crying I kept repeating why, I didn't understand why this had to happen, what the fuck were we doing? and why? I was in another world. I am in another world. |
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| Big Goof |
[Aug. 19th, 2006|03:55 am] |
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So today I was passing by a daycare i've been interested in working at for a while and today I was in the right place at the most convenient time to pick up an application. Right when I was leaving the yard a kid came up to me and got my attention, as i was looking down to him I realized the horrible choice of shoe I decided to sport at this particular time. I had gone to inquire about a daycare position while wearing my white marijuana prints shoes. They had Marijuana plants on them! what a goof. |
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[Jul. 28th, 2006|01:39 pm] |
http://www.modernpooch.com/archives/Surrogatemum2.jpg
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of
triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy,
the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly
after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to
decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt
that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a
depression. The doctors decided that if the
tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news
was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the
mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never
been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take
on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found
quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs.
The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the
babies around the mother tiger. |
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| fortune of today |
[Jul. 27th, 2006|03:51 am] |
Walking through the bland isles of Central Market stoned is surreal, but the sane part of my brain tells me that I stick out like a sore thumb with my bright play dough red short towel robe overcoat, no shorts, flip flops, head scarf, and big black sunglasses. Of course they knew, I was making love to my gelato (for the sake of civility! (I strongly suggest the wedding cake, chocolate cherry, tirimisu gelato trio). The whole experience reminded me of that scene in Witches of Eastwick when Susan Surandon had "let loose" and went to her local small town supermarket and everyone had a damn opinion about it. Fuck it, I thought it was funny.
After that tense journey through the gourmet mini market, I was fortunate enough to spend my day off floating on a cute boat out on lake travis. I said to myself, so this is what it's like to "live comfortably" and that's all the inspiration i needed for today. I will not live the simple life in which sailing is sought to be a foreign and unlikely common recreation as it has been all my years. I was born to live a fancy life and by god, I will find that gold. |
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| can anyone relate |
[Jul. 15th, 2006|11:13 pm] |
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I'll start this off with.. today sucked.
Can anyone relate when I say that I hate it when you finally detach from a very special someone who treated you like shit but then somehow manage to get spontaneous unwanted and enevitable updates on them such as..
Did you hear, you're highschool sweetheart got married and joined the navy!
Odd how when you all where together for five years he cringed at the topic of marriage and kids and then goes and marries the first low life with a baby from someone else. Isn't it great that when you were together he did nothing but ignore you with video games and playtime wrestling tv but now he's gone off to a base to train to be a mindless fighting machine, but a man! none the less and all because of you. All because of our past experiences and history and love/hate situations and exchanges and broken bonds that he's a better man now
exclusively
for her. |
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